#riga fucking crypto

[witch-house-in-winter]

I would never even imagine working for disney, but by god i wish i would be put in charge to make a 2D animated adaptation for the romanian fairytale Ileana Simziana who has pretty much a canonically trans character (i ofc lack any skills to make that possible but i still dream about this everyday)

[kohoutek-lucni]

You know what, I'll tell you a story.

I'm not Romanian. I'm very much Czech. I study history and czech language and literature. I was on Erasmus. I knew nothing, and by that I mean nothing about Romanian literature.

Anyways, I met a dude there - we kind of clicked. He was in hist last year of high school.

One evening, at like 11, he texted me out of the blue.

"Bro, I need your expertise in literature."

I thought to myself, cool, helping with some late night Shakespeare essay or something. I'm down.

Then he added, "Sadly, it's in romanian."

"I can try. Is there an english translation?"

"Sadly not."

I took a deep breath. I was tired, my roomate was already sleeping. "Show me the poem."

He did.

It wasn't Riga Crypto - it was Timbru. I took it, put it into the google translator like an absolute menace, and got fucking confused. These were... words, for sure. Bunch of them. How the fuck am I supposed to do an interpretation of this? (For my non-romanian mutuals reading this, imagine really confusing modernist poem with heavy metaphores. And now, make it Romanian. If you aren't sure about the vibe, make it drunk from homemade alcohol. And add some drugs. Make it fight Ottoman Empire. Make it fight a bear. All that in google translate english. There you go.)

My first thought was, obviously, what the fuck - so I found out more about Ion Barbu, the author. I was trapped. I was absolutely doing a full interpretation of this little poem from this insane nietzschean fuck.

"Bro, stop," the dude told me, probably scared of me diving into the Barbu trenches.

I texted him to go to sleep. I locked myself in the bathroom so I don't wake up my roomate with the light. I started writing my notes on the piece of paper on the floor.

Long story short: I took several interpretations of this specific poem I found online (translated in google translate) and got inspired by these. I even translated some bachelor theses from my uni sources. To interpret this little abstract piece of poetry, curled up on the bathroom tiles, I entered like whole other world of surreality.

I didn't end up there. I went Barbu's poem after Barbu's poem. Found even Riga Crypto. I loved that shit.

Something around 3 am, I forced myself to finally close the notebook and go to sleep.

Poor dude next morning found a full interpretation of Timbru by Ion Barbu, fresh and ready for his Românian lesson.

The moral of the story is; if somebody should have rights to become tumblr sexyman, it must be some character from Barbu's pen. I would absolutely live in the shadows with Riga Crypto.

If this is what Barbu's insanity did to one Czech girl, imagine what he could do to the rest of the world. I rest my case.

(Bonus: The interpretation was actually quite good. The dude later looked me like I'm crazy; he didn't expect me to help him, he meant is as a joke. We're dating now.)

ROMANIAN LITERATURE TUMBLR SEXYMEN:

-Luceafărul. In all his forms. I do not need to elaborate. Actually i will, i think people would draw the 2 forms he took each time he came to earth making out. Luceafărcest.

-Riga Crypto. I may just be projecting cuz i've had a crush on him for 4 years now, but a mushroom king tempting humans away from the sun into the forest to cure his loneliness is poor little meow meow behavior and i can already imagine the gijinka fanarts...

-Vitoria Lipan. Hitting u with a sexywoman this time. Milf who kills a man, need i say more? And yes, she is single now;) her husband's dead so

-tbc

[zane-shitpost]

Daca esti riga crypto enjoyer nu ai drepturi